Oh the wonderful world of blogging, so happy am I to join this joyous land. We are entering my favorite time of the year: favorite holiday – St Patties Day, favorite sporting event – March Madness, 2nd favorite sporting event- NBA Playoffs, and of course the start of Summer. Luckily for me this year I don’t have a job so I can fully enjoy all of these event without the need to make up fake diseases or “accidents” to family members to get out of work.
Both march madness and the NBA playoffs should be great this year. With the rise of mid majors, and all of the powerhouse schools having good seasons, there should be a plethora of great games. In the NBA things out west are going crazy and I can’t wait till May. Maybe its because my beloved Lakers are in contention again but honestly I am looking forward to the western conference playoffs almost more then march madness. While no sporting event can rival the awesomeness of a loss and your out tournament I can’t help but think how amazing it will be watching the best player in the world battle the rest of the west. Come on Tim Duncan, Chris Paul, Shaq, Nash, Dirk, Mcgrady, Boozer, Baron, the matchups are all going to be sick. I hope Denver makes it in just so I can add two more names to that list. However, I don’t see how anyone, less San Antonio, will stop Kobe with a healthy Pau and Bynum.
Ok thats about it for now, I will try to keep this up as often as possible. I will finish with a funny story from last weekend. (Names will be change to protect those involved). The Sandbaggers crew, who this blog is named after and who im sure will be explained more later in this blog, were having a reunion of sorts due to everyone of us being in town. IE we all got really shit faced and probably were on our way to getting kicked out of a few bars. We were taking to cars and the two soberest people were asked to drive. Me not being one of them for obvious reasons choose to ride down with Frank in the first car. After pounding a beer I poured a roadie into a plastic cup and got in the car. The drive was about 30 minutes, but after finishing my beer I quickly realized I wasnt going to make it without a pee break. Just for explanation purposes I have the bladder of a two year old when I drink, honestly if they made depends that were fashionable I would be all about it. Well not wanting to pull over I quickly thought of the great idea of peeing in the cup. Knowing full well that Frank was used to this debauchery I proceeded to unzip and fire. Soon I felt the warmness only pee creates filling up the cup. Seeing that I wasnt going to make it with only one cup I did what anyone would do and pinched it off. In case you have never done this, or you have a vagina, the process involves pinching off your penis to stop the flow of urine. It is a painful operation and can’t be done for long. With no where else to put the pee I rolled down the window. Not wanting to spill beer all over Frank’s car I slowly moved the cup out of the window to where I could poor it out. I learned a major lesson that night. A full cup of pee plus high speed winds equals piss all over your face. Seeing the look on Frank’s face was priceless. Here I am sitting in his car one hand pinching off my dick the other holding a now less then full cup of beer out the window with beads of piss running down my face. If thats not a sight for sore eyes I don’t know what is. Anyways I learned a valuable lesson that night and wanted to share it with you, throw the pee out fast, and preferably aim for a car next to you on the freeway.
Till next time…
Wow! You really are a Sandbagger! I don’t know what’s worse, that happening to you or you telling everyone about it. Thank’s for the Sandbagger’s Weblog! Now I know I’m not alone!